tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post2705050010566296592..comments2024-03-26T10:59:44.228-04:00Comments on Vague Idea Racing: What I've got you've got to get it put it on youdickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03401580852665925613noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-25716164738493509782009-12-11T18:48:56.191-05:002009-12-11T18:48:56.191-05:00Dicky Got Butt Stuff
(To the tune of “Baby Got Bac...Dicky Got Butt Stuff<br />(To the tune of “Baby Got Back”)<br /><br />I like The Butt Stuff and I can not lie.<br />You other brothas can’t deny:<br />When you pedal all day on that skinny little taint<br />And the saddle’s throwin’ hate,<br />You get chafed, and your ass gets rough,<br />Cause you know your junk ain’t tough.<br />Deep is the pain you’re feelin’,<br />You’re bonked and yer sores DukePiratehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13718611936927124375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-48582964828650310552009-12-10T21:06:42.702-05:002009-12-10T21:06:42.702-05:00Blair,
First thought, "Hey that's not abo...Blair,<br />First thought, "Hey that's not about butt lube!"<br />But wait, it is about kissing butt!" Nice Haiku!<br /><br />AdamAtomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09696466800923060576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-60550652240263928392009-12-10T11:08:53.465-05:002009-12-10T11:08:53.465-05:00Shortly after a palliative care nurse suggested Pr...Shortly after a palliative care nurse suggested Preparation H as a treatment for my weeping-induced under-eye bags, my mother, who was dying of cancer, opened her eyes and left me with these parting words of wisdom to sustain me after she died: "Whatever you do, do NOT put ass cream on your face."<br /><br /><br />OK, it isn't poetry, barely prosaic, and isn't even mine, but I zencyclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00972746221081909463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-51393273828909266482009-12-10T09:13:45.824-05:002009-12-10T09:13:45.824-05:00My Haiku....
Dicky's wife is great
Her beauty...My Haiku....<br /><br />Dicky's wife is great<br />Her beauty is unrivaled<br />She puts up with lots.Blairnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-74541603250075793652009-12-09T15:18:29.541-05:002009-12-09T15:18:29.541-05:00(to the tune of “Home On The Range”)
My butt is s...(to the tune of “Home On The Range”)<br /><br />My butt is so sore<br />I can’t take it no more<br />I need help in a big kind of way<br />My junk hurts real bad<br />As if I just had<br />Applied a handful of menthol BenGay<br /><br />(chorus)<br />Help, help That Butt Stuff<br />Don’t know why I thought I was so tough<br />Rubbed it into my pores<br />Where I get saddle sores<br />And my seat Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-41804485479878450222009-12-09T13:25:10.200-05:002009-12-09T13:25:10.200-05:00My Brooks saddle is sweet
And so kind to my seat
B...My Brooks saddle is sweet<br />And so kind to my seat<br />But when times do get tough<br />I reach for That Butt Stuff<br />To cool down that old prickly heatBruce Wildermuthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14087945355370793502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-6183092358336512322009-12-09T10:49:30.837-05:002009-12-09T10:49:30.837-05:00my name is dicky
and my ass is picky
that butt st...my name is dicky<br />and my ass is picky<br /><br />that butt stuff<br />i just cant get enough<br /><br />when my bung is a mess<br />i dress it with TBS<br /><br />when my taint needs more<br />TBS is what i reach for<br /><br />even thou TBS is the best<br />my 2009 race season was lessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-25595755356889717202009-12-09T07:23:59.892-05:002009-12-09T07:23:59.892-05:00I believe it's "Unce, tice, fee times a m...I believe it's "Unce, tice, fee times a mady".dickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03401580852665925613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-84510213132080653342009-12-08T22:23:41.805-05:002009-12-08T22:23:41.805-05:00unce, pwice, tree pimes a wadyunce, pwice, tree pimes a wadyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-47698604497504290352009-12-08T19:07:10.044-05:002009-12-08T19:07:10.044-05:00The pressure increases with every mile.
The pain ...The pressure increases with every mile. <br />The pain begins to stop my smile<br />every pedal stroke, becomes a joke.<br /> <br />I don't know whether to laugh or cry.<br />I realize something and let out a sigh. <br />I stand up off of my seat tube<br />and realize I need some of that butt lubeHooples3noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-33783715925105823482009-12-08T17:18:11.700-05:002009-12-08T17:18:11.700-05:00Bicycle rider turns cyclist –
a transformation
T...Bicycle rider turns cyclist – <br />a transformation<br /><br />Two-mile ride to a friend’s house at age eight, a long ride.<br />Years later, evening ride with dad, conversation as free as you felt and a memory burned deep, a worthwhile ride.<br />Cross-campus ride to your exam after waiting til the last second to leave the arms of your college sweetheart, record-breaking and reckless, but what Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03429366735333745647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-27860854403189305652009-12-08T16:57:36.423-05:002009-12-08T16:57:36.423-05:00long ride, dry chamois
a newbie crying in pain
mmm...long ride, dry chamois<br />a newbie crying in pain<br />mmm, ahh, that butt stuff!<br /><br />haiku mbAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-31044788960950710472009-12-08T16:47:55.285-05:002009-12-08T16:47:55.285-05:00Chamois Butter
Is what I've used the most
Bu...Chamois Butter<br /><br />Is what I've used the most<br /><br />But it tastes really bad<br /><br />When I put it on my toast<br /><br />That Butt Stuff seems<br /><br />Like stuff out of my dreams<br /><br />And I'd really like a chance<br /><br />To put it in my pants<br /><br />So please Mr. Dicky <br /><br />And The Pie if your so inclined<br /><br />Give me a chance<br /><br />To putTheMuttnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-87151807988058143552009-12-08T16:37:40.459-05:002009-12-08T16:37:40.459-05:00Haiku – my first lesson in chamois lubrication
Ar...Haiku – my first lesson in chamois lubrication<br /><br />Are you crazy, man?<br />Now I’ve got to throw it out,<br />Never double-dip!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-88361813330410003982009-12-08T15:20:37.347-05:002009-12-08T15:20:37.347-05:00(to the tune of “Baby’s Got Back”)
I like That Bu...(to the tune of “Baby’s Got Back”)<br /><br />I like That Butt Stuff<br />I can’t deny<br />Goes on your taint not in your eye<br />All oozy and creamy<br />Makes my butt feel so dreamy<br /><br />And then I ride<br />And my rump begins to glide<br />Slathered on by the saucer<br />Compliments of Garth Prosser<br /><br />So Pete-uh, Pete-uh<br />You wanna make your life sweeter?<br />Then grab a Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-20098954746035095422009-12-08T14:07:30.202-05:002009-12-08T14:07:30.202-05:00bereft That Butt Stuff
thy bottom is rubescent
thi...bereft That Butt Stuff<br />thy bottom is rubescent<br />thine eyes well with tearsBubCOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04846858748526485857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-74635328523080775682009-12-08T12:25:46.829-05:002009-12-08T12:25:46.829-05:00Gibiduhwaynow gibiduhwayno gibiduhwaynowowGibiduhwaynow gibiduhwayno gibiduhwaynowowdrewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-85008012281091580972009-12-08T12:23:10.776-05:002009-12-08T12:23:10.776-05:00i cant get enough
of that butt stuff
when i use T...i cant get enough<br />of that butt stuff<br /><br />when i use TBS<br />my ass is not a mess<br /><br />after hours on the saddle<br />my grundle is still at it's best<br /><br />TBS does not <br />leave my taint sticky<br /><br />trying to win this <br />contest proposed by dickydirtdirt's dirthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04804581793918832910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-28403816907951551062009-12-08T11:44:49.171-05:002009-12-08T11:44:49.171-05:00Get smart get down with the bow wow
The time to g...Get smart get down with the bow wow<br /><br />The time to get"that butt stuff" is right now<br /><br />My ass was chapped so me and dicky had a pow wow<br /><br />He said with out it your ass is going to wither <br /><br />Looking at my saddle is making my cheeks quiver,<br /><br />Gonna win this rhyme contest and dicky will deliver<br /><br />Inspired by RHCP lyrics.drewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-86485354609273740162009-12-08T11:28:02.893-05:002009-12-08T11:28:02.893-05:00There once was a bike rider named Dicky.
Who's...There once was a bike rider named Dicky.<br />Who's butt was sore, rashed, and sticky.<br />Then one day he discovered 'the butt stuff'.<br />the application, he found, was pleasing, not tough!<br />and his mind quickly wandered to places more icky....<br /><br /><br />EWAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-78110061454345611432009-12-08T10:00:50.171-05:002009-12-08T10:00:50.171-05:00Winter - A Sonnet
As the leaves begin to transfor...Winter - A Sonnet<br /><br />As the leaves begin to transform<br />Signaling the approach of winter<br />For the long days of summer I mourn<br />For the darkness that approaches I sinter<br /><br />With each passing cold day<br />The long epic rides grow distant<br />The thirst of adventure slowly fades<br />But the memory of chafing remains instant<br /><br />At midnight the year dawns anew<br Luis G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05186440075971434983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-63248502950114086412009-12-08T10:00:19.676-05:002009-12-08T10:00:19.676-05:00A That Butt Stuff Haiku
Rub my butt Dicky
With Th...A That Butt Stuff Haiku<br /><br />Rub my butt Dicky<br />With That Butt Stuff Chamois creme<br />I won't tell the PieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-5296274140235460062009-12-08T08:51:28.848-05:002009-12-08T08:51:28.848-05:00my dearest dicky
my butt is super sticky
i need...my dearest dicky<br />my butt is super sticky<br /> i need that butt stuffAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-81241268269673347052009-12-08T08:26:02.451-05:002009-12-08T08:26:02.451-05:00One day i awoke
my butt looked unstoked
i gave it ...One day i awoke<br />my butt looked unstoked<br />i gave it a poke poke<br />said i need that butt stuff<br /><br />sent dicky into town<br />to have a look around <br />he shopped with ferver, didn't make a sound<br />said i'll buy him that butt stuff<br /><br />dicky came home<br />said he wanted to bone <br />opened a bottle of petron<br />said lets do that butt stuff<br /><br />i Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1147261121141428221.post-75244520452275430232009-12-08T08:21:18.434-05:002009-12-08T08:21:18.434-05:00Still working on my poem
Butt I'd like to win ...Still working on my poem<br />Butt I'd like to win it because I wanna try it out on my clients as massage cream<br />LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com