Hell hath no fury like a bunch of bored cyclists at work with access to Facebook and Twitter. And even when they get what they want (an apology and an explanation) they still want Mike's head on a pike.
That's how Nelson Mandela would have wanted it.
So those bibs.
Trial run stuffing the pockets at home before their debut in the mountains of NC.
In the pockets, from left to right:
Tülbag (the OG 4X4" version, not the V.2 4X5")
Gu Brew, iodine, and numerous Gu gels
Everything a man needs for a day in the mountains (assuming no one gets injured, lost, or suffers from agoraphobia)
Of course, the phone shoulda went in the middle pocket, and in the end it did. I was in a hurry... whatever. The Pie does not want to spend her entire evening doing a photo shoot, especially when it involves this type of behavior.