LATE EDIT: Why did I bother writing this morning when I coulda spent my time watching literal music videos on Youtube?
It's gonna be cold in Breckenridge next week. How cold?
That seems chilly to me. Highs in the mid to low 60° range... how many jerseys do I have with sleeves still attached to them in my bike room? I'm not sure that I have six sleeved jerseys for six days of riding. Maybe Peter will let me ride in his back pocket if I get cold... assuming I don't freeze to death while I wait for him to catch up. Maybe there will be a warming trend soon, and I won't have to worry about my lack of sleeves or the inside dimensions of Peter's jersey pockets.I tried to buy one of Brandon Dwight's (fellow Bike Rumor Media Cup contestant) DOPERS SUCK jerseys from the Twin Six site a few nights ago, but I couldn't figure out my log in for my celebrity discount, and I didn't want to bother Brent to tell him I can't figure out the internet.
Maybe they need to come out with a DICKY SUCKS AT THE INTERNETS jersey.At least it looks like it won't be sooo cold in Canadia in a month or so for Crank the Shield. BTW: If you are thinking about entering CTS you might wanna get off your ass and do so. Registration closes at the end of this month, and there's less than 50 spots left right now. Come and see me beat up the hometown hero Peter Keiller and once and for all shame him off his bicycle forever.
Yes, I'm talking about the weather. The very topic of conversation that makes my skin crawl on a daily basis."Is it hot outside?"
"No dipshit, I'm cold blooded so I am actually hot on the inside."
Whatever. I'm short on topics today, so you get to read about the weather in all the exotic locations I'll be traveling to over the next month and my lack of appropriate garments for said travels. Speaking of which, I'm headed out to Breckenridge without a real winter coat again. Last time we had freezing temps and my shitty almost puffy coat from Mountain Hardwear (that was returned to REI for reasons of said shittiness) was not up to the task of keeping me warm. This time I'm thinking about just wearing my Santa Cruz hoodie and getting some girl's jeans since it seems that's all a hipster like me would need to wear to stay warm.
Bill Nye says my watch is too big for my head.
I disagree.
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Bill Nye is wrong - your head is too big for your shoulders.
WV: imnhe - as in "I am in he" which makes me throw up a bit in my mouth.
I am disappointed there is no talk about the Tall Boy today. And those new fangled things called multi geared bikes.
wv = paries, like pansy and fairy mixed together. Seriously.
and your sideburn is thicker than your bicep
How did you get a pic of Ben Stiller?
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