But this article has something like eight horrid side effects that really get into the science of it all. I will not mention any of them, lest you plan on not reading the article and tainting your ability to continue to enjoy yourselves in a most liquidy manner. I have to admit that I read the whole article yesterday while sitting around bored at work. As soon as I got home, I went straight to the fridge to drown my new found sorrows, thus hindering my glycogen replacement, increasing my fat stores, summoning the munchies, accelerating my urine output, reducing my muscle growth, increasing my cortisol levels, reducing my testosterone, and eventually ruining my good night's sleep.
I would have never known any of this had Lynda Wallenfels not posted a link to this article on facebook.

I could be her masterpiece. Ms Wallenfels's Opus.
If you don't wanna read all the downsides but wanna skip to the tips on how to drink and still be awesome, jump over to page three, although they lost me with tip number one:
1. Avoiding unnecessary drinking...
I do not even understand this statement.
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Whenever I ride Uwharrie, I bring an extra Carolina Pale Ale just in case I run into a little dude with pink wheels and knowing you can't get it in your neck of the woods. I'll still bring the extra, but now will be conflicted if I should drink it myself or not.
Wow. What an effin buzzkill that was!:-P
Glad I don't have delusions of being an athlete, wheww!
"1. Avoiding unnecessary drinking...
I do not even understand this statement."
... was a classic coffee spewer!
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Beer is now bad for you, drink moonshine.
Blah blah blah....who cares what she thinks. I like beer, I like bikes. The two can co-exist in my world.
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