not my pictureI'm not saying you're an asshole if you drive a red truck, but your odds might go up a bit after the acquisition and an undetermined period of usage (according to my limited observations and rushed conclusions).
BTW: On my first few runs of the day, I had my eye out for red trucks. I had no idea it was such a popular color amongst truck enthusiasts. Noted.
No matter who was in the right, we both failed at being Buddha.