My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal

Just to prove that my new friends don't just lay around in the woods, play with squishy bikes, and fix flats...

photo cred: Steve Harouff

Jim, Andy, and Mike getting their pre-game breakfast on (notice the bottle rockets that Andy WAS MOST DEFINITELY NOT shooting off).

photo cred: Steve Harouff

Mike and Nick... probably close to the last time I saw them actually during the event before they disappeared into the woods to get liquored up and make mudballs.

Tis the season.

Time to get fat and lazy. Time to live up to my jerk-off name.



I weighed 124lbs when I returned to Charlotte from the 2005 Trans Rockies.

I was 147.2lbs on the scale the night I came home from the Punk Bike Enduro. That's the most I've weighed since some time shortly after college.

photo cred: Steve Harouff

I rule.

Time to fall from the highest heights and embrace low expectations.

Hello off "season."


Scratching my head and my ass at the same time and seeing what happens.

I'll let you know.




For now, I'm going to spend the next three months catching up on Ultra Enduro Dyude interviews.

Ultra Enduro Dyude: AKA The Freakin' Video Camera Hunter