I was able to edit the PMBAR video and get rid of all the erroneous information I was spreading regarding the Pisgah Mountain Bike STAGE Race and the elusively hard to find Pilot MOUNTAIN Trail. I deleted the previous video I had posted on Youtube even though it had over 860+ views at the time, which means I replaced my video that had a 3" penis with a video only having a 1.5" penis (in the youtube penis measuring contest).
All 860+ of you that watched it need to watch it again if I'm ever going to measure up to all the other "also rans" on Youtube.
In bigger and better news the most recent copy of Dirt Rag showed up at my house with another shining example of journalism tucked between the pages within and also an another article written by none other than me.

Three days till my next race, and I spent two hours on my next video last night as opposed to training. Another reason to not have Letterman around I guess.

ZZZZZZZ...
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah, Letterman. Does anybody even remember how awesome he was? Like when he trapped that bad guy taking a bath when he changed a "tub" to a "tube" with no more than a lower case "e" thus sticking said bad guy in a tube of toothpaste? Keep throwing your money at Iron Man 2 and similarly poorly scripted Hollywood waste products. I'm saving my box office dollars for "Letterman: Rise of the Silent Vowels".

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here is one of cush to photo shop up.
http://meta4.smugmug.com/Sports/2010-Mountain-Bike-Races/French-Creek/12135954_VfhjU#863064558_8unwb
read your write up in dirt rag!'
Loved it!
Someone has to go against the grain, especially when the grain is totally moronic!
people that complain against us with headphones are just bloody well bored silly... they should be focusing on world hunger or something and minding their own damn business.
What we stick in our ears is not infringing on anyone's rights but our own.
I use hand signals. The middle finger one of them... bastards that complain about nothing but bullchit.
love.
jac
I really wanted the Dirt Rag article to have a "comments" section underneath. My potential comment is so long and involved that I may actually have to put it in the form of a portion of a post.
Ooh, it is going to be such an angry comment/post, just you wait!
-t
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