Fall Gathering and Partial Nudity Festival

First I have to bring up old business. Today is the last day you can use the DICKTACULAR coupon at the Psyclestore.

I already posted all the details here, so expect no more here other than the fact that you have till midnight tonight.

Saturday I headed out to Pisgah solo style to meet up with some regular folk for some bike riding, beer drinking, campfire smoke inhaling, candy sharing, baby holding,and shivering. I was not disappointed.


I parked right next to Kelly Klett, the very first person to take me up on the Trans-Sylvania Epic Registration Incentive Package.

Kelly said "I don't use chamois cream, and I drink out of my Scooby Doo thermos while I ride, but I can use the Awesome Straps to enhance my bondage fetish. Victory!"

I met up with Tim, Luis, and Todd to go for a ride, but since it was chilly and we had all day we waited for the Double Dare riff raff to take to the trails first.


Extreme Tomato and partner going for the easy to attain costume check point points and looking quite good doing it.

Once the racer folks got out of camp we headed out for some Farlow, Daniel's, Long Branch, Butter, Cove Creek action. Once we hit Gloucester Gap things had heated up and some changes had to be made.

Luis decided to join the infamous Shirtless Club for Men.

Tim, not wanting to be out done, decided to start his own club... The Pantless Club for Men Who Like to not Wear Pants in the Woods.

Todd is just not much of a joiner, but he accidentally got a lookyloo, and he almost power vomited before he realized he might get some on his ti frame thus voiding the warranty he's so fond of using on a monthly basis.

It was a perfect fall day for riding.

Farlow was a bit hairy what with the leaves filling the gaps between the boulders and hiding all the wheel eating crevices, but Daniel's Ridge and Butter was ripping fast despite the discarded foliage. The Superbeast has allowed me to ramp my speeds back up to warp levels, and while it does feel like cheating I have to say it will be fun until I get caught (again).

Oh yeah, there was that race thing going on.


Those are the results, and as much as it pains me to admit it, Wes "King of Pisgah" Dickson and Geoffrey Bergmark won. Why am I pained? Before I decided to take my Mom Halloween'ing with the Fajita (keeping me from racing the Double Dare) Geoffrey and I were in cahoots to team up. Geoffrey goes on to find an even better partner and win the race, and I return home Sunday to find that my mom's Jazzy is on the fritz so she couldn't join us. Meh. Conrgats Wes and Geoff and everybody else that made a go at it... seriously.