Some Many Neat Things

That hush-hush tech thing that saved me ten grams which I mentioned yesterday...

It had already "dropped" on the very same day it was handed to me, so technically it was hush-hush no more.

Availability limited (for now) "to the United States and candy(?)", this little puppy is so flat black that it eats time and space... although Thomson fails to use that in their marketing material.   You'll be able to order it at Thomson small parts as soon as someone remembers to put it up there

There is more important news out there.

THIS IS HAPPENING FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW.

This is truly the best thing that happens in Charlotte... in March... that involves beer, pizza and bikes.

Once again, registration is open to men, women and party pacers (spectators who pay a reduced cost to enjoy a bike ride, beer and food). 

What is the Tour duh Charlotte (brought to you by Faster Mustache: Charlotte)?

Basically, we ride all over parts of Charlotte you've probably never been.  We race at select venues that you probably didn't know existed.  We return to our happy and oh-so choice finish line location, eat, drink, award the people deserving of our recognition, we drink more, and then everybody goes home with zero disappoint.

And it would be remiss of me to not tell you about the Faster Mustache: Atlanta's own "Tour de something..."

Wheels to the Farm... same concept, different city, similar flavor of dirt.  Bikes, beer... not sure about the pizza.  It is this weekend and registration (for the men) is getting full.  If you're a woman or a party pacer, you can breathe a little easier, but still REGISTER RIGHT NOW ANYWAYS.  Tons more info over on FaceBook, the Second Internet.

Speaking of Faster Mustache, our kits are on pre-order until February 26th.  That's this Thursday for the calendarically challenged.   We haz long sleeve, short sleeve, no-sleeve, BMX/DH and bibs to mix, match and dazzle, shown (or not) in no particular order.

Obviously, I'm partial to the desleeved, or as I've been told they're called, "Cootered Edish."

And let's face it, we all wanted to be Cooter, even if he didn't marry Daisy.

Because although Enos married Daisy, he can't convert the General Lee into a four wheel drive vehicle overnight... but he is available for public appearances though.

WHY ARE WE NOT HAVING HIM COME TO THE TOUR DUH CHARLOTTE!

Order your Cootered Faster Mustache jersey now.