birfday day

when you dead but you still haz birf daze so you take time to reevaluate you place on dis planet and determine you can stay dead at least one more year but also mebbe longer if they keep making orange is new black although you not to sure where they going with this bed bug thing and mebbe they should be dragons like on dat other show house of thrones where the president is a dwarf and makes meth to pay off his college loans but also does not drive a submarine for a living which seems like a pretty good job aside from all the being quiet and people wanting you dead but if you dead already dat not so bad but also being stuck on ocean floor prolly be awful boring if you no haz wifi down there and most subs no haz windows so no looking at giant squids and you know they out there cuz you had discovery channel before you take dat job and you use to watch it all the time when they was nothing on comedy central but also mtv and they no more put music videos on but you know they still exist cuz you saw dat robbin thick video like a hunderd times but mostly for the naked boobies but you also like dat guy who wears dat smoky the bear hat even tho you pretty sure he not so worried about forest fires cuz he never sing about them as far as you know but you only pandora station is hair metal and he prolly not on there cuz bear hats not very metal although they could be if bear learned how to play guitar like eddie van palin but if he do know how you should totally get him to play at you birfday party

happy bird daze to me and also anybody who haz birfdaze on same day but also on different days cuz i no like to be so exclusionary with my wishings of happies and also beers and cakes and candle blowings

not mine but good