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Wednesday, June 17

birfday day

when you dead but you still haz birf daze so you take time to reevaluate you place on dis planet and determine you can stay dead at least one more year but also mebbe longer if they keep making orange is new black although you not to sure where they going with this bed bug thing and mebbe they should be dragons like on dat other show house of thrones where the president is a dwarf and makes meth to pay off his college loans but also does not drive a submarine for a living which seems like a pretty good job aside from all the being quiet and people wanting you dead but if you dead already dat not so bad but also being stuck on ocean floor prolly be awful boring if you no haz wifi down there and most subs no haz windows so no looking at giant squids and you know they out there cuz you had discovery channel before you take dat job and you use to watch it all the time when they was nothing on comedy central but also mtv and they no more put music videos on but you know they still exist cuz you saw dat robbin thick video like a hunderd times but mostly for the naked boobies but you also like dat guy who wears dat smoky the bear hat even tho you pretty sure he not so worried about forest fires cuz he never sing about them as far as you know but you only pandora station is hair metal and he prolly not on there cuz bear hats not very metal although they could be if bear learned how to play guitar like eddie van palin but if he do know how you should totally get him to play at you birfday party

happy bird daze to me and also anybody who haz birfdaze on same day but also on different days cuz i no like to be so exclusionary with my wishings of happies and also beers and cakes and candle blowings

not mine but good

8 comments:

Rob said...

hahahah sarah van halen. buwhahaha. Happy birthday dicky and thanks for the laughs and bad grammer mummery.

Anonymous said...

For someone who does not like fussing over themselves. Your sure are mentioning your birthday heavily. Meh.....

mike said...

You are not special. Chances are that one out of the next 70 people you see will also be celebrating their birthday.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem

dicky said...

I've really got nothing better to talk about.

Back to bottom bracket bearings, I guess. That or Donald Trump's presidential run.

Back to fussing.

Thanks for sticking with the bad grammar theme tho.

Jeff McConaghy said...

Whoa! Is that what it sounds like in your head? HBD Dickie!

Anonymous said...

This post exactly describes me without weed. See how that works?

Anonymous said...

happy b day... birthday suite shots?


poll dancing?

Dave Rattigan said...

My wife wants to know if you are taking medication for dat Dicky