In case you missed this, these are now a thing:
Hermosa Tours, who will either stick this on a shuttle van or on the bike of the next customer to call him Stinky McGoo on Yelp.
These are fresh off the sticky press from Handup Gloves, the first installment of characters known as the Handup Squad or "Hup Squad" for short... or The Handup Squaderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
There are three ways you can get one (or two).
1. Find me. In the streets of Charlotte. At an event. In the woods. Hanging out in some place that has beer. Then, ask me if I have any on me. If I do, you can haz. If I don't, we can hug it out.
2. Buy a pair of Handup Gloves soon. Every order ships with one until they run out. Which could be soon. Or not. I have no idea. If you don't have a pair of Handups, you should. They're very nice. Like a Holy Grail. Of course, if you're not too keen on acquiring a pair because you've already got one, feel free to mock those without.
For scale, they are about this big:
What more can I say? They're stickers. Of me. Basically for free... so maybe I should just let people buy me beer instead. Or stick with the plan. Whichever.