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Friday, January 16

I watch my back like I'm locked down

First off, I would like to thank the Wu Tang Clan for all the inspiration this week. We should all ask ourselves "Where would we be without the Wu Tang Clan?"


Secondly, I am officially sick. That's the second time this season (not to be confused with "the season"). This is not necessarily very good timing the way I see it. I have a three day weekend to recover from my illness, but I need to get out for a ride to determine whether or not I'll be able to do The Most Horrible Thing Ever in a couple weeks. As of right now my wrists feel a lot better, but the meaty part of my left thumb is being stubborn about healing up.

Progress on the Bad Idea Racing jerseys??? I'm still pretty sure it's gonna be a go, but I've got one more hurdle to clear before we (meaning him) can start with the designing process. Thanks to all of you who left comments and/or sent emails. When I know something you'll know something.

And in totally worthless news....

I did some checking into it, and apparently the "followers" listed on my sidebar are not physically following me as I had originally been led to believe. It's more like third degree internet stalking or some kind of a cult thing. I'm hoping for the latter over the former, although there's certainly a glamorous side to being stalked. Deep down I hope it's the cult thing because I checked with the IRS, and if I can get more than 100 followers I can qualify for "cult status" on my 2009 taxes. I do have to provide documented proof of a cache of unregistered weapons and have the sworn allegiance of my followers, so I'll get the paperwork out to my followers sometime next week. Hopefully I'll just qualify for cult status under the "Cult Leader Appearance" clause that states that "regardless of weapons cache, sworn allegiance of cult members, or number of said members you may still qualify for cult status exemptions as long as you look like a cult leader."

Think I qualify?


I know, I know... I really need to get those Serpico's to pull my look together.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's the TMHTE link that works....

http://www.pisgahproductions.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=39&Itemid=128

See ya and yr meaty thumb in a few weeks

~E

Anonymous said...

Sorry, my bad, that link doesn't work either...

Brown Streak Racers said...

You sort of look like Bono with all that hair and those glasses!

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,487016,00.html

Dan Frayer said...

Hunter S. is a great read. Yea, I admit to looking really close at all of the pictures.
love dan

Peter Keiller said...

fear and loathing.
i wrote that.

Big Dave said...

I've got a weapons cache(s) as well as reloading equipment and supplies....probably enough for the entire cult. I've got an east coast cache as well.

Anonymous said...

Janet Reno and Clinton didn't lie, children just died.

I wonder if Bush had an affair with an intern; probably not because he is not a D bag like Clinton.

Will Obama bang a chubby intern, black or white? I don't know, time will tell.

Haha, on the record Clinton said that Hillary had not given him BJ's in a long time.

Anyway, I need to save up some money to buy me my first rigid single speed.

doug said...

Look!


Its 'THE BOSS'!




I thought you lived in Asbury Park?

Anonymous said...

Rich- check on the vid that updated 1speedB's blog last week.
mb

LyndaW said...

OK I got my 29er Ti SS now and have my Breck Epic blogger app in and signed up for SSWC09. I think my stalking is going well - what else ya got for me?

James said...

Shave and a haircut...two bits.