So, how did we do coach?

How did we do on the whole Team Topeak Ergon Basecamp video contest? Not too bad. Percentage-wise the numbers were interesting. The number of people reading my blog VS the number of people who watched the video VS the number who liked it VS the number of people who left a comment? I don't know what the numbers mean, but I would love to see those three groups all fight each other, kinda like this:



To those of you that went over and watched it AND then left a comment or at least clicked the mouse one more time to like it, thank you. Hopefully you will get your entertainment value this May.

To those of you that went over watched it but couldn't muster the energy to click your mouse one more time before you started surfing porn... seriously? Can't you use your mouse one handed?

And to those of you who did nothing after reading my whole post yesterday?

We (those that cared enough to go the extra .0005 mile) will all blame of you (that did nothing and watched porn) this May if I don't win. It will be entirely your fault when I start doing more Virtual Tours of my bike room style posts.

Next up is "Part Three: What's in the Big Blue Bins?"

Some of you noticed that Michele Zebrowitz is doing quite well in the contest, in terms of likes and comments.

I can understand that. She's got a great story and she's very attractive. I would say she's handsome, but I reserve that term for Rebecca's boy toy Grig Martin and substantial single speed class prize monies. She's also a southern girl with a shit ton of facefriends, like almost twice as many as I have. You should see what they have to say about her.

I suck at facebook. I was late to the game, and up until about two months ago I only sent about 5-10 friend requests. It just seemed so pathetic, asking people to be your friend seems desperate, like a lonely 1st grader with buck teeth, four eyes, and highwater Toughskins might do on the playground. Something I can not relate to in any manner.

Alas, it has caught up with me. My lack of facefriends could be my undoing. That, and it seems that my average blog fan may have basic antisocial characteristics, a limited attention span, and a love of porn. For every 4 people liking Michele's video she had 1 person commenting on it while my ratio was 5 to 1. My people can click a mouse, but they can't form sentences.

Michele and I are not in the same category since Team Topeak Ergon will pick both a female and a male winner, so maybe I don't need to worry about her after all. I'm used to getting chicked anyways.

Today we enter phase two of my royal scheme. Yesterday you watched it, you liked it, you commented on it (very few of you), and now I'm asking you to share.

See how easy it is.

Share it with your facefriends and whatnot. Make it your thing to do today so you don't end up reading...

"Part Four: What's all this crap in the corner?"

If none of this makes sense to you, go read yesterday's post.