The last four or so miles of my old commute have been relatively the same since 2003 or so. It wasn't the worst commute ever for me. That woulda been the eleven something miles from Mint Hill into the Queen City. Miles of 45MPH narrow two lane connecting to miles of 40MPH four lane... shit sidewalks, lotsa pull-ins for business driveways...
That was bad.
But the last fourteen years have been pretty good. Aside from a couple miles of sidewalk (next to a super busy 45MPH four lane) and the addition of trolley tracks in the roadway the last coupla miles, it's been relatively pleasant. Those tracks have been a pain in the ass, especially through Central Piedmont Community College, what with all the students getting dropped off hilly nilly (and illegally). Oh yeah, and the part that goes past The Spoke Easy where you have to choose riding over storm grates (possibly wet) or a narrow strip of concrete that has tracks on one side and a gaping seam on the other, both capable of swallowing the 23mm tires on my tarck bike.
I've seen people go down there, and I've also seen the results. It ain't pretty.
Mickey, third senior (or second rookie) messenger in Charlotte. Same same.
Anyways, my new commute... or better yet, new commuteS.
There's at least three decent ways to get to the uptown from my new house.
1. Peaceful neighborhood to bike lane to another bike lane to the path that runs along the light rail all the way to uptown. It's exposed to the sun most of the way, so nice and toasty for winter commutes. Added bonus; cars yielding for ME at the crosswalks, so no waiting on traffic lights.
2. Ride over to the greenway (which is gonna eventually gonna cut through my hood) and ride it all the way to just outside uptown. This will be a great option when it's hot outside or if I need to stop at Bike Source for... things.
3. Charlotte Bike Route #2 is super close to my house. It's more shaded, cuts through tons of neighborhoods, and has plenty of hills. When I get tired of bike lanes or headphone afflicted path users, I've got a pretty sweet option this way:
I really like the light rail path the most, partially because once I get on it, I can see the big buildings in the distance. I pass by a bunch breweries, people, and Bill Nye's place... which will be convenient if I have an urgent science-related need. It's also almost all gradual uphill on the way in, and totes opposite on the way home. Buenos.
The only real loss of quality in my bike life is that I'm further away from the place where I used to get my greenway junk mile mornings. It was a pretty ideal locale to mindlessly spin away from cars and people in the mornings, but it's almost eight miles from my house now. Since I was only bagging 1-1.5 hours of ride time out there before work, it's just not feasible any longer. I don't know where I'll get those rides in next "season," but it sure as shit won't be the Backyard Trails right near my house.
I won't be the morning spider web sweep guy. I tried that a few years ago, and riding twenty feet, taking a web to the face, screaming like a toddler, and doing a full-body check for arachnids does nothing for me.
Thursday, November 30
Tuesday, November 28
My Bike (lack of) Room
My last bike room was quite capacious. That was not planned. It just happened when a family of three moved into a split level because we needed to move from one place to another. It was very easy to fit all my things into it with room to spare. Camping gear, bikes, our home computer, bench vise, grinder... bike tires stored in the fire place.
Like I said before, my long term desire has been to live smaller. I knew it would have its challenges, but efficient use of space just makes sense to me. Want to hear me rant, ask me about the first home we owned and that the only benefit of a vaulted ceiling was being able to use my Nerf Hoop.
I would just sit on the couch staring up at all the wasted heat. Meh.
So yeah. The "fifty pounds of house shit in the forty pound house bag" thing. Most of that shit is my shit. I hate to admit that I'm the biggest problem with my dream of living tiny, but it's painfully obvious when you look around our house. Why can't The Pie relieve some of my guilt by taking up something more stupid than bike cycling... like SUPing?
The Pie's office in its current state:
It's the smallest room in the house, but she only needs enough space for her desk, a printer, and a thousand foster animals (not all at the same time tho). I've got my fleet of bikes tossed asunder, and two of them have landed in here. For now. That and the home computer ended up here by default because it has nowhere else to go at this time.
Two more bikes in the living room... because... burrito. Right when you walk in the front door, they greet you. This will be semi-resolved... at some point in the future. Notice my tarck bike turning away from the plastic abomination it's sharing a room with.
For now, this is where I get to work on my bikes. It's a tiny space in the back of the kitchen where I guess normal people would put a small table for breakfast because the gigantic one on the other side of the kitchen is too big for a morning meal? Who designs these things?
It will be a little tight, but I can always work out in the living room if I need the space. It's also near the kitchen sink so emergency cleanup can be done with more expedience. I've pretty much got all the things I need on a regular basis; often used bike tools, riding gear, Turbo Bass entertainment system, and house tools (because I'm probably gonna need them pretty handy for the foreseeable future).
This is a work in non-progress:
We're going to wall in the currently screened-in porch. Sorry but not sorry. The Pie and I do not "partake," so the need to step outside to "get our minds right" isn't there. It's a pretty cool porch as far as porches go, but we really need the space. It will be a couple months before my buddy Daily is going to have time for this project. Since I want it done right, I don't think this is something I should do on my own.
I own a circular saw and a corded drill. And a grinder and a Dremel.
I don't think that will be enough.
Anyways, it should be darn near perfect for the purpose of making great bike cycles molar better. The floor is just shitty enough that some spilled lube and brake fluid will add character. A door to the outside makes sweeping clumps of mud out that much easier. Another door separating me from the family will keep them from hearing all the obscenities I'm mumbling while I'm overcoming mechanical "issues." The recycling bin is right outside, so easy disposal of dead soldiers. I'm totally guessing if I want some heat or AC, I'll just open the door to the house (or a window).
The only issue is that the room is big enough to store 90% of my bike gear and tools, camping shit, and messenger related items... but not all my bikes if I still want room to work on them.
My temporary solution of using the lean-to bike storage made out of my old water bed died in the move. I'm not sure it woulda fit anyways, so as sad as I was to see it go, it was gonna happen eventually. I was gonna shove it in The Pie's office which woula meant the home computer woulda went... in the bath tub? Dunno. Anyways, I've been spending a lot of time staring at all the Topeak storage stands and measuring empty wall space all over the house. I'm pretty sure that we're gonna end up living in a bike gallery.
I'm okay with that.
Like I said before, my long term desire has been to live smaller. I knew it would have its challenges, but efficient use of space just makes sense to me. Want to hear me rant, ask me about the first home we owned and that the only benefit of a vaulted ceiling was being able to use my Nerf Hoop.
I would just sit on the couch staring up at all the wasted heat. Meh.
So yeah. The "fifty pounds of house shit in the forty pound house bag" thing. Most of that shit is my shit. I hate to admit that I'm the biggest problem with my dream of living tiny, but it's painfully obvious when you look around our house. Why can't The Pie relieve some of my guilt by taking up something more stupid than bike cycling... like SUPing?
The Pie's office in its current state:
It's the smallest room in the house, but she only needs enough space for her desk, a printer, and a thousand foster animals (not all at the same time tho). I've got my fleet of bikes tossed asunder, and two of them have landed in here. For now. That and the home computer ended up here by default because it has nowhere else to go at this time.
Two more bikes in the living room... because... burrito. Right when you walk in the front door, they greet you. This will be semi-resolved... at some point in the future. Notice my tarck bike turning away from the plastic abomination it's sharing a room with.
For now, this is where I get to work on my bikes. It's a tiny space in the back of the kitchen where I guess normal people would put a small table for breakfast because the gigantic one on the other side of the kitchen is too big for a morning meal? Who designs these things?
It will be a little tight, but I can always work out in the living room if I need the space. It's also near the kitchen sink so emergency cleanup can be done with more expedience. I've pretty much got all the things I need on a regular basis; often used bike tools, riding gear, Turbo Bass entertainment system, and house tools (because I'm probably gonna need them pretty handy for the foreseeable future).
This is a work in non-progress:
We're going to wall in the currently screened-in porch. Sorry but not sorry. The Pie and I do not "partake," so the need to step outside to "get our minds right" isn't there. It's a pretty cool porch as far as porches go, but we really need the space. It will be a couple months before my buddy Daily is going to have time for this project. Since I want it done right, I don't think this is something I should do on my own.
I own a circular saw and a corded drill. And a grinder and a Dremel.
I don't think that will be enough.
Anyways, it should be darn near perfect for the purpose of making great bike cycles molar better. The floor is just shitty enough that some spilled lube and brake fluid will add character. A door to the outside makes sweeping clumps of mud out that much easier. Another door separating me from the family will keep them from hearing all the obscenities I'm mumbling while I'm overcoming mechanical "issues." The recycling bin is right outside, so easy disposal of dead soldiers. I'm totally guessing if I want some heat or AC, I'll just open the door to the house (or a window).
The only issue is that the room is big enough to store 90% of my bike gear and tools, camping shit, and messenger related items... but not all my bikes if I still want room to work on them.
My temporary solution of using the lean-to bike storage made out of my old water bed died in the move. I'm not sure it woulda fit anyways, so as sad as I was to see it go, it was gonna happen eventually. I was gonna shove it in The Pie's office which woula meant the home computer woulda went... in the bath tub? Dunno. Anyways, I've been spending a lot of time staring at all the Topeak storage stands and measuring empty wall space all over the house. I'm pretty sure that we're gonna end up living in a bike gallery.
I'm okay with that.
Monday, November 27
Location, Location, Location
I'm pretty much blown after four days of moving, assembling, sorting, Tetrising, and organizing things. Getting fifty pounds of house shit in the forty pound house bag is not without its challenges. We've got things pretty close to normal so we can make do and live our lives like normal people. There's still a lot to do, but we're over the hump, so...
I'm gonna go ahead and start with the most selfish aspect of our move. Trails... and bikes and beer and hardware!
I live within this circle now:
Inside my circle, there is something like fifteen miles of trails (give or take). All I have to do is pull my bike out, roll down my street, and I'm in the woods in less than three minutes. I've wanted to live in this circle for longer than I can remember, but for a laundry list or reasons, it didn't make sense then. Most of those things have changed for the better, the timing was almost right, and the house was a good fit. IMHOMO, these are the best in town trails in the Queen City. Loaded with features and choose your own adventure options. I'll no longer have to drive thirty five minutes round trip or urban sprawl bike commute for an hour plus to get my trail time. This is so buenos. I'm also four to six miles away from a couple other trail systems if I get bored or wanna do some road to trail to road to trail kinda days (I really like doing this BTW).
Added location bonuses:
Bike Source Charlotte is basically on my way home (depending on my route), only about a mile from my front door. They might get sick of me if they aren't already. Sorry not sorry.
There's a smaller grocery store in my neighborhood about two minutes away by bike. On my beer run last night, I spent more time in the cashier's line then I did getting there and back. That was sadly my only bike ride over the four day weekend, but as wiped out as I've been feeling, it was enough.
We're .4 miles from the entrance to a greenway. Eventually, that greenway is gonna connect from the South Carolina border all the way up past UNCC. That's really far. Maybe I'll take up road biking when I no longer have to do it on the road.
I'm stupid close to "Charlotte’s favorite locally owned (and mismanaged) ACE hardware store" that's been there since 1977. You can buy nails, hammocks, avocado storage containers... you name it. Also, free popcorn.
The list goes on and on. Walking distance to Sir Ed's, Brawley's Beverage, Total Wine, Viva Chicken, Lucky Lou's... tons of things. It's the most walkable neighborhood I've ever lived in ever.
But yeah, very selfishly, those trails. I'm so stoked right now... well, as stoked as a person with very dark circles under his eyes can be. As soon as I start feeling less like ass, things are gonna start getting shreddy up in here.
I'm gonna go ahead and start with the most selfish aspect of our move. Trails... and bikes and beer and hardware!
I live within this circle now:
Inside my circle, there is something like fifteen miles of trails (give or take). All I have to do is pull my bike out, roll down my street, and I'm in the woods in less than three minutes. I've wanted to live in this circle for longer than I can remember, but for a laundry list or reasons, it didn't make sense then. Most of those things have changed for the better, the timing was almost right, and the house was a good fit. IMHOMO, these are the best in town trails in the Queen City. Loaded with features and choose your own adventure options. I'll no longer have to drive thirty five minutes round trip or urban sprawl bike commute for an hour plus to get my trail time. This is so buenos. I'm also four to six miles away from a couple other trail systems if I get bored or wanna do some road to trail to road to trail kinda days (I really like doing this BTW).
Added location bonuses:
Bike Source Charlotte is basically on my way home (depending on my route), only about a mile from my front door. They might get sick of me if they aren't already. Sorry not sorry.
There's a smaller grocery store in my neighborhood about two minutes away by bike. On my beer run last night, I spent more time in the cashier's line then I did getting there and back. That was sadly my only bike ride over the four day weekend, but as wiped out as I've been feeling, it was enough.
We're .4 miles from the entrance to a greenway. Eventually, that greenway is gonna connect from the South Carolina border all the way up past UNCC. That's really far. Maybe I'll take up road biking when I no longer have to do it on the road.
I'm stupid close to "Charlotte’s favorite locally owned (and mismanaged) ACE hardware store" that's been there since 1977. You can buy nails, hammocks, avocado storage containers... you name it. Also, free popcorn.
The list goes on and on. Walking distance to Sir Ed's, Brawley's Beverage, Total Wine, Viva Chicken, Lucky Lou's... tons of things. It's the most walkable neighborhood I've ever lived in ever.
But yeah, very selfishly, those trails. I'm so stoked right now... well, as stoked as a person with very dark circles under his eyes can be. As soon as I start feeling less like ass, things are gonna start getting shreddy up in here.
Wednesday, November 22
Beans don't burn in the kitchen
Today was the day, the cumulative effect of almost two months of adult bullshit effort.
The Pie and I bought a stupid house.
Not this house. This is the current bike room situation that is packed and will somehow be remade in a quainter setting... eventually.
So, if you've talked to me about the subject of owning a house, renting some place to keep your stuff, or living the van life, you know where I've stood for years. Renting a place was working well for us. It really was.
But then came a point where it wasn't and something needed to be done and the stars aligned (mostly because we pushed them across the sky) and we bought a thing.
Damn it.
We had bought a house way back in the early 2000s. The process of buying was easier then. I barely remember it. This time? The Pie and I have done everything we could to keep our noses clean and our asses debt free for more than a decade, but that didn't stop all the anal probing of the last month and a half. It was like a scavenger hunt through a time machine.
But anyways, that's where my brain has been for the past many weeks. Looking for documents, signing shit online and IRL, measuring rooms and furniture, looking at houses and getting sads and happies, inspectors, realtors, and surveys and... I hope it was all worth it.
They say it will be.
Our lives will be a bit messy for a bit, as we move in over the Thanksgiving holiday and try to get settled into our new place. Yes, while you're eating turkey tomorrow, I'll be shoving boxes into the back of a 17' Uhaul truck (you're entirely welcome to join me). I've been wanting to live in a smaller place ever since we moved into this last house (the one the tree attacked a year ago), and now I get the chance. It's not without its challenges tho. For the first time in more than fifteen years, mebbe twenty?), I won't have a specific place for my bike shit. That is to say, not one place where I can keep my bikes, tools, gear and other related sundry items. Things are going to be scattered about the house for a bit until we have time to do something about it, but we got bigger fish to fry at first, so...
my stuff, like everywhere.
Once again, these are the joys of having a gear-intensive hobby. Just like when I fly on a plane with my bike for a vacation or a stage race, I start wishing I was a skate boarder or mebbe an ultimate Frisbee enthusiast.
I guess that I'm what people call "happy."
I'll have tons of musings coming regarding the move and related life changes. Until then...
Thursday: Moving boxes, mebbe some furniture
Friday: Moving leftover furniture if I couldn't get it the day before
Saturday: Start putting things in things' places and spend the evening in a beer fueled Ikea Assemble-a-thon.
Join me. Or not.
The Pie and I bought a stupid house.
Not this house. This is the current bike room situation that is packed and will somehow be remade in a quainter setting... eventually.
So, if you've talked to me about the subject of owning a house, renting some place to keep your stuff, or living the van life, you know where I've stood for years. Renting a place was working well for us. It really was.
But then came a point where it wasn't and something needed to be done and the stars aligned (mostly because we pushed them across the sky) and we bought a thing.
Damn it.
We had bought a house way back in the early 2000s. The process of buying was easier then. I barely remember it. This time? The Pie and I have done everything we could to keep our noses clean and our asses debt free for more than a decade, but that didn't stop all the anal probing of the last month and a half. It was like a scavenger hunt through a time machine.
But anyways, that's where my brain has been for the past many weeks. Looking for documents, signing shit online and IRL, measuring rooms and furniture, looking at houses and getting sads and happies, inspectors, realtors, and surveys and... I hope it was all worth it.
They say it will be.
Our lives will be a bit messy for a bit, as we move in over the Thanksgiving holiday and try to get settled into our new place. Yes, while you're eating turkey tomorrow, I'll be shoving boxes into the back of a 17' Uhaul truck (you're entirely welcome to join me). I've been wanting to live in a smaller place ever since we moved into this last house (the one the tree attacked a year ago), and now I get the chance. It's not without its challenges tho. For the first time in more than fifteen years, mebbe twenty?), I won't have a specific place for my bike shit. That is to say, not one place where I can keep my bikes, tools, gear and other related sundry items. Things are going to be scattered about the house for a bit until we have time to do something about it, but we got bigger fish to fry at first, so...
my stuff, like everywhere.
Once again, these are the joys of having a gear-intensive hobby. Just like when I fly on a plane with my bike for a vacation or a stage race, I start wishing I was a skate boarder or mebbe an ultimate Frisbee enthusiast.
I guess that I'm what people call "happy."
I'll have tons of musings coming regarding the move and related life changes. Until then...
Thursday: Moving boxes, mebbe some furniture
Friday: Moving leftover furniture if I couldn't get it the day before
Saturday: Start putting things in things' places and spend the evening in a beer fueled Ikea Assemble-a-thon.
Join me. Or not.
Wednesday, November 15
Not the "New Bike Day" I wanted... Part 3
Damn.
I'm used to being the early bird getting the worm. This time, I'm behind in the planning. I know most of the wild ideas that were made last night were probably drowned in beer. DOA.
What's this?
A message from someone smart enough to not stay out all night.
"Where you riding?"
I have no idea. Not a time. Not a place. I feel bad that I'm not gonna get to ride with this guy, but I don't wanna drag anyone into this potential shit show.
A post on the team page on FaceBook. A ride that's happening, but probably sooner than I can get my act together. That person left the party at a reasonable time.
A text. Mills.
"Wanna ride Rocky Branch and then all the way over to Poston and back?"
I agree but really have no idea what I'm getting myself into.
The weather looks as dismal as it does promising. Cold, but not too cold. A chance of drizzle, but not enough to discourage me from going out on New Bike Day for a ride. I grab all my shit and remember that I barely ate anything the day before, so I make myself a sammich as Mills pulls into the driveway.
We drive over the South Main Cycles, park the car... get dressed. The skies are grayer than my tainted brain. We wait for someone else to show up (Don? I'm terrible with names). We head over to Rocky Branch. It's in the mid-40°s. Ride most of Rocky Branch and then Mills leads us towards the South Fork Trail. I know it's about six miles to Poston... in a car. No idea how long this ride will be.
I'm hungry. I brought no food. My water bottle has... water in it. Meh.
Meet up in the parking lot with Ethan, I eat one of Mills' foodstuffs, and we all head out into some sort of misting precipitation. I put on my Gore vest. We're getting moist.
A joyous ride, but as we kept moving, the mist became a piss and then a good drizzle. Every time we stop, I actually feel the cold and the stupid exposed flannel sleeves are starting to stick to my arms.
We finish with the trails on the side of lower Spencer Mountain, roll into the parking lot, stand there in the piss drizzle discussing what to do. Don planned his foods as poorly as I did. He was dying a slow death. Mills' left crank arm was falling off. Ethan had enough getting wet. There was room in his vehicle for one, so Don took the seat while Mills and I rode back towards the shop.
It never really felt like it was raining, but parts of me are certainly soaked. The temps have dropped down to 40° and the sads are settling in. Mills and I chat occasionally. Sometimes, we're just quiet.
My hands hurt.
"Do you wanna cut right down the railroad tracks and avoid a big road climb?"
"Meh."
Mills takes that as an affirmative. We jostle down the tracks in a way that reminds me of La Ruta, except that my hands are throbbing from being soaked and cold and now tossed all over the place. By the time we get back to the shop, it's almost 5:00PM. Ooops. Had we tried to finish all the trails at Poston, we woulda been riding back on the road... in the dark... with only the borrowed from Don dangle scrotum blinky light keeping us safe.
One quick beer at The Station and a bag of chips, and we drive back to Charlotte after one of the most epic rides I've ever done 45 minutes from my house.
It was a good day... heated seats are pretty sweet.
The only image I took all day because I didn't wanna replace another water damaged phone.
That's solid waste bubbling up there. I don't know if it was meant to be decorative or not.
I'm used to being the early bird getting the worm. This time, I'm behind in the planning. I know most of the wild ideas that were made last night were probably drowned in beer. DOA.
What's this?
A message from someone smart enough to not stay out all night.
"Where you riding?"
I have no idea. Not a time. Not a place. I feel bad that I'm not gonna get to ride with this guy, but I don't wanna drag anyone into this potential shit show.
A post on the team page on FaceBook. A ride that's happening, but probably sooner than I can get my act together. That person left the party at a reasonable time.
A text. Mills.
"Wanna ride Rocky Branch and then all the way over to Poston and back?"
I agree but really have no idea what I'm getting myself into.
The weather looks as dismal as it does promising. Cold, but not too cold. A chance of drizzle, but not enough to discourage me from going out on New Bike Day for a ride. I grab all my shit and remember that I barely ate anything the day before, so I make myself a sammich as Mills pulls into the driveway.
We drive over the South Main Cycles, park the car... get dressed. The skies are grayer than my tainted brain. We wait for someone else to show up (Don? I'm terrible with names). We head over to Rocky Branch. It's in the mid-40°s. Ride most of Rocky Branch and then Mills leads us towards the South Fork Trail. I know it's about six miles to Poston... in a car. No idea how long this ride will be.
I'm hungry. I brought no food. My water bottle has... water in it. Meh.
Meet up in the parking lot with Ethan, I eat one of Mills' foodstuffs, and we all head out into some sort of misting precipitation. I put on my Gore vest. We're getting moist.
A joyous ride, but as we kept moving, the mist became a piss and then a good drizzle. Every time we stop, I actually feel the cold and the stupid exposed flannel sleeves are starting to stick to my arms.
We finish with the trails on the side of lower Spencer Mountain, roll into the parking lot, stand there in the piss drizzle discussing what to do. Don planned his foods as poorly as I did. He was dying a slow death. Mills' left crank arm was falling off. Ethan had enough getting wet. There was room in his vehicle for one, so Don took the seat while Mills and I rode back towards the shop.
It never really felt like it was raining, but parts of me are certainly soaked. The temps have dropped down to 40° and the sads are settling in. Mills and I chat occasionally. Sometimes, we're just quiet.
My hands hurt.
"Do you wanna cut right down the railroad tracks and avoid a big road climb?"
"Meh."
Mills takes that as an affirmative. We jostle down the tracks in a way that reminds me of La Ruta, except that my hands are throbbing from being soaked and cold and now tossed all over the place. By the time we get back to the shop, it's almost 5:00PM. Ooops. Had we tried to finish all the trails at Poston, we woulda been riding back on the road... in the dark... with only the borrowed from Don dangle scrotum blinky light keeping us safe.
One quick beer at The Station and a bag of chips, and we drive back to Charlotte after one of the most epic rides I've ever done 45 minutes from my house.
It was a good day... heated seats are pretty sweet.
The only image I took all day because I didn't wanna replace another water damaged phone.
That's solid waste bubbling up there. I don't know if it was meant to be decorative or not.
Tuesday, November 14
Not the "New Bike Day" I wanted... Part 2
I stayed up too late on Friday. With no Saturday plan aside from the Spoke Easy 6 year anniversary party at 5:00PM the next day, there was no reason to not spend two hours in the bike room staring at the Ikea website with the family. 20 year old couches that smell like 3,000 different dogs and cats don't replace themselves.
Up Saturday, kill some time piddling about... wait patiently until after 10:00AM. Text The Dude. He is in fact continuing with the build assisted by Tumas. I grab my keys and drive over to Bike Source. The bike is at 70% completion.
I start sticking my hands in the mix and now we're three people on one bike. At some point, I'm just in the way, so I start looking at bottle cages to replace the shitted out one I was gonna put on my new frame. Tumas says go crabon. My emptied out and turned into a two wheeled midlife crisis wallet said plastic. Tumas, disappoint, mounts it in the manner he felt appropriate.
I'm all set for some next level Enduro™ amateur homeless personing.
Anyways, shorten all the hydro lines to the point that they're longer than I want, but since I didn't do them, I feel a safe sense of just being okay with that. Besides, with 800mm bars, I imagine there's some sawing and retrimming in my future.
Learn how to adjust the rebound speed of the Reverb drooper, watch them brake out the plastic Eagle doodad to adjust the rear derailleur, and buneos. My new bike is built. It's probably some time after 1:30PM. Too late to squeeze in a ride and still make it to the Spoke Easy for their pre-party in town pedal. Plenty of time to go home, bed in the brakes, ride some shitty wheelies in front of the house, and apply some protective tape to the bad rubby things on the frame.
All that done, I grab the Stickel and head out the door at 4:30PM. Get to Spoke, stand around, look for a ride to assemble... nothing. After about 45 minutes goes by, I grab a beer and settle in for the evening.
I get corralled into doing some Gold Sprints. I get further and further away from the small amount of food I ate in the middle of the day. Meh. I don't feel so hot. No more beer. Just hang out, have fun, catch up with some people I don't see all that often, try to plan a ride with seventeen different people in forty different conversations.
And then it's 1:10AM. Somehow, that happened.
A very slow ride home, take off the shoes on the front porch, tiptoe into the house, and drop down on the smelly, soon to be gone couch.
I wake up late (for me) and realize I still have zero solid ride plans for New Bike Day.
Meh.
Up Saturday, kill some time piddling about... wait patiently until after 10:00AM. Text The Dude. He is in fact continuing with the build assisted by Tumas. I grab my keys and drive over to Bike Source. The bike is at 70% completion.
I start sticking my hands in the mix and now we're three people on one bike. At some point, I'm just in the way, so I start looking at bottle cages to replace the shitted out one I was gonna put on my new frame. Tumas says go crabon. My emptied out and turned into a two wheeled midlife crisis wallet said plastic. Tumas, disappoint, mounts it in the manner he felt appropriate.
I'm all set for some next level Enduro™ amateur homeless personing.
Anyways, shorten all the hydro lines to the point that they're longer than I want, but since I didn't do them, I feel a safe sense of just being okay with that. Besides, with 800mm bars, I imagine there's some sawing and retrimming in my future.
Learn how to adjust the rebound speed of the Reverb drooper, watch them brake out the plastic Eagle doodad to adjust the rear derailleur, and buneos. My new bike is built. It's probably some time after 1:30PM. Too late to squeeze in a ride and still make it to the Spoke Easy for their pre-party in town pedal. Plenty of time to go home, bed in the brakes, ride some shitty wheelies in front of the house, and apply some protective tape to the bad rubby things on the frame.
All that done, I grab the Stickel and head out the door at 4:30PM. Get to Spoke, stand around, look for a ride to assemble... nothing. After about 45 minutes goes by, I grab a beer and settle in for the evening.
I get corralled into doing some Gold Sprints. I get further and further away from the small amount of food I ate in the middle of the day. Meh. I don't feel so hot. No more beer. Just hang out, have fun, catch up with some people I don't see all that often, try to plan a ride with seventeen different people in forty different conversations.
And then it's 1:10AM. Somehow, that happened.
A very slow ride home, take off the shoes on the front porch, tiptoe into the house, and drop down on the smelly, soon to be gone couch.
I wake up late (for me) and realize I still have zero solid ride plans for New Bike Day.
Meh.
Monday, November 13
Not the "New Bike Day" I wanted... Part 1
But probably the one I deserved.
I got the call Friday afternoon. MJ told me that my bike showed up at the shop.
"What do you want us to do with it?"
"Huh?"
"We can build it for you, but we're short handed today, so tomorrow morning at the earliest."
Meh.
Since I was actually buying a complete bike for the first time in a long time, I kinda liked the idea of letting someone else do all the work. That said, I had told myself that I would get to the mountains as soon as possible when my new bike showed up. I had already assumed it wouldn't be until next week, so I'd made very loose plans to ride single speed mountain bikes 26 miles to the cyclo rossing race in Huntersville on Saturday, spectate, ride back to Charlotte in time for the Spoke Easy 6th anniversary party, drink beer, limp home.
But now... bike.
The weather. Predicted to be below freezing in the morning up in the mountains. Ewww. I really didn't want my first ride to be a suffer fest either.
Shit. I decide that I'll grab the bike tonight and make the most of New Bike Day on Saturday.
Bust ass home after work, toss supper down my throat, get in the car, head towards Bike Source.
Get there, politely grab my giant box, a spare chain link, a rear brake adapter... go to check out. I can't take it anymore. I need to peak inside the box. I wanna see the green paint to verify its green drabbiness. I yank at the staples and pull back the top...
"Shit."
I'd only seen complete bikes that are 85% assembled before. This is more like 15%. I see the saddle, pull it out of the way along with the Fox 36, move some packing material... see an empty hole where a drooper should be.
"Shit."
I don't wanna be all in a rush building a bike up pretty much from scratch, doing things like watching YouTube videos on Reverb drooper installation and sticking protective decals on the frame. Not all this bike building stuff tryna get my bike ready to ride the next morning. It's not worth the stress. I decide to leave it for the next day.
"Shit."
I realize that they're gonna build it all up... with the stock brakes and rotors and then I'm going to pick it up and then I'm gonna have to swap the SRAM stoppers with the Shimano stuff I have at home.
"Shit."
I run back home, grab my XT brakes, rotors, ti rotor bolts, ti brake mounting bolts (I mean, if you have them already, why not?), TruckerCo Cream, and an old, ratted out side loading cage from my pre-King Cage days. I head back to the shop to drop off my parts and have a closing time beer.
Realizing that there's no reason to not do something, I decide to at least swap rotors and set up the tires tubeless while I drink my beer. The Dude helps me get the job done, and aside from the fact that the tires were dry mounted front/rear reversed (which caused me to set one up before realizing it was wrong), it all went pretty smoothly.
And that's how things were left Friday night at 8:00PM.
I got the call Friday afternoon. MJ told me that my bike showed up at the shop.
"What do you want us to do with it?"
"Huh?"
"We can build it for you, but we're short handed today, so tomorrow morning at the earliest."
Meh.
Since I was actually buying a complete bike for the first time in a long time, I kinda liked the idea of letting someone else do all the work. That said, I had told myself that I would get to the mountains as soon as possible when my new bike showed up. I had already assumed it wouldn't be until next week, so I'd made very loose plans to ride single speed mountain bikes 26 miles to the cyclo rossing race in Huntersville on Saturday, spectate, ride back to Charlotte in time for the Spoke Easy 6th anniversary party, drink beer, limp home.
But now... bike.
The weather. Predicted to be below freezing in the morning up in the mountains. Ewww. I really didn't want my first ride to be a suffer fest either.
Shit. I decide that I'll grab the bike tonight and make the most of New Bike Day on Saturday.
Bust ass home after work, toss supper down my throat, get in the car, head towards Bike Source.
Get there, politely grab my giant box, a spare chain link, a rear brake adapter... go to check out. I can't take it anymore. I need to peak inside the box. I wanna see the green paint to verify its green drabbiness. I yank at the staples and pull back the top...
"Shit."
I'd only seen complete bikes that are 85% assembled before. This is more like 15%. I see the saddle, pull it out of the way along with the Fox 36, move some packing material... see an empty hole where a drooper should be.
"Shit."
I don't wanna be all in a rush building a bike up pretty much from scratch, doing things like watching YouTube videos on Reverb drooper installation and sticking protective decals on the frame. Not all this bike building stuff tryna get my bike ready to ride the next morning. It's not worth the stress. I decide to leave it for the next day.
"Shit."
I realize that they're gonna build it all up... with the stock brakes and rotors and then I'm going to pick it up and then I'm gonna have to swap the SRAM stoppers with the Shimano stuff I have at home.
"Shit."
I run back home, grab my XT brakes, rotors, ti rotor bolts, ti brake mounting bolts (I mean, if you have them already, why not?), TruckerCo Cream, and an old, ratted out side loading cage from my pre-King Cage days. I head back to the shop to drop off my parts and have a closing time beer.
Realizing that there's no reason to not do something, I decide to at least swap rotors and set up the tires tubeless while I drink my beer. The Dude helps me get the job done, and aside from the fact that the tires were dry mounted front/rear reversed (which caused me to set one up before realizing it was wrong), it all went pretty smoothly.
And that's how things were left Friday night at 8:00PM.
Thursday, November 9
Just Breks
Really... no idea when my JaBronson will show up. Maybe tomorrow?
Prolly not.
I only have my dangling XT braking bits to look at right now.
As stupid as it is, I let them dangle to get all the packaging curly-q out of them.
Yeah, when I get my JaBronson, I'm taking the $500+ SRAM Ultimate Guide brakes off and putting on plain old, workhorse XT brakes. Nothing against you, SRAM. The brakes that were on the test JaBronson were great, but swapping between bikes is slightly easier (for me) when the brakes are similar. I've even noticed that going from the XTR Trail brakes on one bike to the XTR (Race?) brakes on another can be a challenging concept to wrap my simple brain around.
Yeah, I'd love to put XTR Trail on my JaBronson, but I've all but blown the budget on this bike. Besides, the XT brakes are black and stealthy and... aesthetics... because... burrito.
All that and the fact that I've gotten used to the Shimano "two brakes, one cup" bleed technique. I like mineral oil, and I don't wanna learn new bleed tricks. One kind of brake pad to keep on the peg board. The less complex I can make owning a geared bike, the better.
So refreshing to be sweating tiny details of a bike instead of all the other stuff I got going on. Still a couple more weeks to go, and then life will be crazy and then life will be normal and maybe even better than normal. Until that time, I'll just close my eyes when I'm feeling overwhelmed and imagine that I'm piloting my JaBronson down Upper Black.
Dark matters.
I have to acknowledge that the time change has some kind of effect on my mental state. A serious doldrum to start the week, for sure. An almost inexplicable grayness in my core. Stupid circadian rhythm or something.
I'm willing to bet that it's an "old people" thing.
Where are my slippers?
Prolly not.
I only have my dangling XT braking bits to look at right now.
As stupid as it is, I let them dangle to get all the packaging curly-q out of them.
Yeah, when I get my JaBronson, I'm taking the $500+ SRAM Ultimate Guide brakes off and putting on plain old, workhorse XT brakes. Nothing against you, SRAM. The brakes that were on the test JaBronson were great, but swapping between bikes is slightly easier (for me) when the brakes are similar. I've even noticed that going from the XTR Trail brakes on one bike to the XTR (Race?) brakes on another can be a challenging concept to wrap my simple brain around.
Yeah, I'd love to put XTR Trail on my JaBronson, but I've all but blown the budget on this bike. Besides, the XT brakes are black and stealthy and... aesthetics... because... burrito.
All that and the fact that I've gotten used to the Shimano "two brakes, one cup" bleed technique. I like mineral oil, and I don't wanna learn new bleed tricks. One kind of brake pad to keep on the peg board. The less complex I can make owning a geared bike, the better.
So refreshing to be sweating tiny details of a bike instead of all the other stuff I got going on. Still a couple more weeks to go, and then life will be crazy and then life will be normal and maybe even better than normal. Until that time, I'll just close my eyes when I'm feeling overwhelmed and imagine that I'm piloting my JaBronson down Upper Black.
Dark matters.
I have to acknowledge that the time change has some kind of effect on my mental state. A serious doldrum to start the week, for sure. An almost inexplicable grayness in my core. Stupid circadian rhythm or something.
I'm willing to bet that it's an "old people" thing.
Where are my slippers?
Monday, November 6
Yard... SAIL!
I've been dragging my feet on this for awhile...
I needed to take all the parts from two bikes (and other places) and make one bike that I'd be keeping. I want to reduce the numbers of bike hanging on the wall, especially when one will be seeing little use once I get my plastic squishy bike.
I mostly wanted to keep a bike built with parts that would at least be great backups for my Vertigo Meatplow V.7. Crabon frok, crabon wheels (with geared freehub body)... other things.
I've been putting it off because I knew some part of it would be a hassle.
It was.
Firstly, let me say that the local radio station that I never listen to except on Sunday mornings from 8:00AM to noon no longer does The Wiz (all '80s music) for four hours straight. It's over at 10:00AM. This used to be my favorite time to piddle in my bike room. Things could get ugly, but I'd always have The Wiz... until noon... then I can drink beer to deal with problem situations.
Anyways, things went bad.
Stuck seat post. Digital torque wrench stopped working... which meant I tightened my Paragon Machine Works titanium slider bolts without a torque wrench... which meant I broke one off in the drop out.
I realize this is a stupid spare bike. I mean, this will be my "not in the mood to ride a tarck bike to the store" bike. I might be in the market for a "porch bike" at some point down the road, but for now, this is the grocery getter (AKA the pile of good spare parts).
I broke at least three things in the process of building this thing, but I guess that helped me get rid of some of the excess parts.
Speaking of excess...
Industry Nine single speed wheels. Torch platform. Enduro front rim (for increased tire volume). Trail rear. Single speed specific for zero dish rear wheel. Can supply front qr end caps, 15X100, or 9mm thru axle (will include DT Swiss skewer). 142X12 rear or 135 qr.
$450 OBO. Unicorn rug not included.
Custom Misfit 29" single speed frame. Hand made in Canada by YESS. Tapered fork compatible. Pink Niner Biocentric EBB (doesn't slip). QR 135 dropouts. Post mount rear brake. Bare aluminum.
Woodman seatpost collar and Cane Creek headset included (110 lower and Aeroset (with bearings) upper.
Scratches and stickers included. It's a great frame, but I've got too many single speeds. Sorta between a medium and a small. Geometry posted below. Fits two bottle cages FTW.
$400 OBO
It's very painful to let it go, but I'd only be keeping it for sentimental value... which is something I don't do. If I did, I'd still own a 1987 Suzuki Samurai.
And also...
Rock Shox Pike, was originally 150mm, bumped down to 120mm (including the original 150mm air shaft). Fork stanchions are in great shape, lowers have some scratches from use. I ran it with a 29X 2.4 Ardent as well as a 27.5X2.8 Rekon.
Non Boost, 15X100 axle. 173-174mm of steer tube (star nut still installed)
$375
I really want to sell all that stuff locally, but if I had to, I'd ship it. You'd need to be a patient buyer, because I'm busy doing crap. I don't have a frame box handy and other excuses.
I needed to take all the parts from two bikes (and other places) and make one bike that I'd be keeping. I want to reduce the numbers of bike hanging on the wall, especially when one will be seeing little use once I get my plastic squishy bike.
I mostly wanted to keep a bike built with parts that would at least be great backups for my Vertigo Meatplow V.7. Crabon frok, crabon wheels (with geared freehub body)... other things.
I've been putting it off because I knew some part of it would be a hassle.
It was.
Firstly, let me say that the local radio station that I never listen to except on Sunday mornings from 8:00AM to noon no longer does The Wiz (all '80s music) for four hours straight. It's over at 10:00AM. This used to be my favorite time to piddle in my bike room. Things could get ugly, but I'd always have The Wiz... until noon... then I can drink beer to deal with problem situations.
Anyways, things went bad.
Stuck seat post. Digital torque wrench stopped working... which meant I tightened my Paragon Machine Works titanium slider bolts without a torque wrench... which meant I broke one off in the drop out.
I realize this is a stupid spare bike. I mean, this will be my "not in the mood to ride a tarck bike to the store" bike. I might be in the market for a "porch bike" at some point down the road, but for now, this is the grocery getter (AKA the pile of good spare parts).
I broke at least three things in the process of building this thing, but I guess that helped me get rid of some of the excess parts.
Speaking of excess...
Industry Nine single speed wheels. Torch platform. Enduro front rim (for increased tire volume). Trail rear. Single speed specific for zero dish rear wheel. Can supply front qr end caps, 15X100, or 9mm thru axle (will include DT Swiss skewer). 142X12 rear or 135 qr.
$450 OBO. Unicorn rug not included.
Custom Misfit 29" single speed frame. Hand made in Canada by YESS. Tapered fork compatible. Pink Niner Biocentric EBB (doesn't slip). QR 135 dropouts. Post mount rear brake. Bare aluminum.
Woodman seatpost collar and Cane Creek headset included (110 lower and Aeroset (with bearings) upper.
Scratches and stickers included. It's a great frame, but I've got too many single speeds. Sorta between a medium and a small. Geometry posted below. Fits two bottle cages FTW.
$400 OBO
It's very painful to let it go, but I'd only be keeping it for sentimental value... which is something I don't do. If I did, I'd still own a 1987 Suzuki Samurai.
And also...
Rock Shox Pike, was originally 150mm, bumped down to 120mm (including the original 150mm air shaft). Fork stanchions are in great shape, lowers have some scratches from use. I ran it with a 29X 2.4 Ardent as well as a 27.5X2.8 Rekon.
Non Boost, 15X100 axle. 173-174mm of steer tube (star nut still installed)
$375
I really want to sell all that stuff locally, but if I had to, I'd ship it. You'd need to be a patient buyer, because I'm busy doing crap. I don't have a frame box handy and other excuses.
Friday, November 3
Not your sad dad's Bullit
My first bike from Santa Cruz was the original Bullit.
* It weighed a few hairs more than 37lbs (frame weight was over 8lbs)
* Rear travel was 152mm
* You could run a 160mm fork... but no double triple clamps (warranty voider)... and there was no single crown fork that was more than 130mm at the time.
* The rear triangle had removable canti/v-brake mounts and would only clear a 2.1
* The head tube angle was 69° (slack at the time).
* Tubes in the tires, no drooper, first gen Hayes brakes, square taper bottom bracket, two chainrings and a bashguard.
I've had other Santa Cruz bikes since then. Three to be exact. They're all gone too. I still have my too-big, full-of-holes black Santa Cruz hoodie.
My next Santa Cruz?
Bells and whistles.
It's hard to believe how far things have come. Ten pounds lighter. Same'ish travel. A thousand times more capable. #blessed
I haven't bought a stock build mountain bike since... the early '90s. Aside from a few minor changes, this one is coming outta the box and hitting the trail after I get it. Although I do enjoy some of the aspects of "curating" the perfect bike, I think this is pretty damn close. Pedals, saddle, breks... mebbe some pink valve stems.
The frame colorway makes me wanna do a few graphic modifications tho.
Once I get it, mebbe I'll get into the meat and potatoes of it all. Right now, it's just a two dimensional representation on a screen that I'm staring at... and closing my eyes... and picturing me and it going down Black Mountain toegther. Slight fantasies about "racing" on it next year... because... burrito.
Cross is coming, after all.
Consider this the end result of my third trimester of life crisis machine.
* It weighed a few hairs more than 37lbs (frame weight was over 8lbs)
* Rear travel was 152mm
* You could run a 160mm fork... but no double triple clamps (warranty voider)... and there was no single crown fork that was more than 130mm at the time.
* The rear triangle had removable canti/v-brake mounts and would only clear a 2.1
* The head tube angle was 69° (slack at the time).
* Tubes in the tires, no drooper, first gen Hayes brakes, square taper bottom bracket, two chainrings and a bashguard.
I've had other Santa Cruz bikes since then. Three to be exact. They're all gone too. I still have my too-big, full-of-holes black Santa Cruz hoodie.
My next Santa Cruz?
Bells and whistles.
It's hard to believe how far things have come. Ten pounds lighter. Same'ish travel. A thousand times more capable. #blessed
I haven't bought a stock build mountain bike since... the early '90s. Aside from a few minor changes, this one is coming outta the box and hitting the trail after I get it. Although I do enjoy some of the aspects of "curating" the perfect bike, I think this is pretty damn close. Pedals, saddle, breks... mebbe some pink valve stems.
The frame colorway makes me wanna do a few graphic modifications tho.
Once I get it, mebbe I'll get into the meat and potatoes of it all. Right now, it's just a two dimensional representation on a screen that I'm staring at... and closing my eyes... and picturing me and it going down Black Mountain toegther. Slight fantasies about "racing" on it next year... because... burrito.
Cross is coming, after all.
Consider this the end result of my third trimester of life crisis machine.
Wednesday, November 1
Shitty Hand
I'm still plugging away here... behind the scenes... doing stuff that's not ready for prime time blerhg postings at the moment. Things should be back to normal sometime around the beginning of December?
Normal?
As normal as a guy riding in Wilson Creek on a rigid single speed with a guy on a Bullit with a Monster T.
So, normal. Also, once again I see that I was wearing tiny socks still in 2007 and it looks like it must have been relatively cold outside and if I could turn back time...
I'm basically playing a waiting game right now, which is not my forte. Impatience combined with an inability to just sit on my hands, this do-little thing doesn't suit me. I like to feel like I'm making progress of some sort in an active manner. |
Meh.
Something something, smell the roses, carpe diem, better to burn out than fade away.
The most exciting thing that I can say is affirmatively happening with tracking numbers and everything is that a 29X2.3 Maxxis High Roller II is coming my way soon.
Off "season." Time to try something new (to me). It looks a little more aggressive than the Ardent 2.4, and it weighs in a slight dinkum heavier. I was hoping for the newer 2.5 Wide Trail version, but alas, it's not available and I'm not willing to wait... which I mentioned already.
But all this might be a moo point (moo point, like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter). Once I get my squishy plastic bike (not if, but when), I expect to be riding it a whole lot. My rigid single speed won't be wholly ignored, but I expect to be like a kid on Christmas morning. Ignoring my Woody and admiring my Buzz.
But I'm still hoping in one hand and shitting in another. A fascinating race.
The order has been placed. I just don't know when it will get here.
Parts purging soon.
Normal?
As normal as a guy riding in Wilson Creek on a rigid single speed with a guy on a Bullit with a Monster T.
So, normal. Also, once again I see that I was wearing tiny socks still in 2007 and it looks like it must have been relatively cold outside and if I could turn back time...
I'm basically playing a waiting game right now, which is not my forte. Impatience combined with an inability to just sit on my hands, this do-little thing doesn't suit me. I like to feel like I'm making progress of some sort in an active manner. |
Meh.
Something something, smell the roses, carpe diem, better to burn out than fade away.
The most exciting thing that I can say is affirmatively happening with tracking numbers and everything is that a 29X2.3 Maxxis High Roller II is coming my way soon.
Off "season." Time to try something new (to me). It looks a little more aggressive than the Ardent 2.4, and it weighs in a slight dinkum heavier. I was hoping for the newer 2.5 Wide Trail version, but alas, it's not available and I'm not willing to wait... which I mentioned already.
But all this might be a moo point (moo point, like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter). Once I get my squishy plastic bike (not if, but when), I expect to be riding it a whole lot. My rigid single speed won't be wholly ignored, but I expect to be like a kid on Christmas morning. Ignoring my Woody and admiring my Buzz.
But I'm still hoping in one hand and shitting in another. A fascinating race.
The order has been placed. I just don't know when it will get here.
Parts purging soon.
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